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Fun with politician - what if...

Hi Aphrodite Fans,

There is no escaping the fact that next week sees the general election.  Everywhere we go, we are being force fed manifestos and false promises…So we thought we’d inject a bit of fun into election fever.

We asked some of our gorgeous ladies, if they had to choose a politician to have some fun with, whom would it be and why?

Brand new Escort Monique loves all things environment…she drives a hybrid car don’t you know?! She’d love to spend time with any male member of the Green Party, debate about how to make the world more eco-friendly. The debate would of course get quite heated, and we all know there is only one way to settle a debate…a wrestle around the bedroom ending in him tapping out and giving in to Monique’s sexual prowess!

Then we’re off to the Tories… Rochelle has a thing for bumbling Boris Johnson! She’s hoping he’ll come zip lining towards her full of gusto just like he did in the London Olympics…She thinks she’s have to go to the kinky side with him too…blindfolds and gags come to mind, he might just stop talking then!

To discuss Monique’s and Rochelle’s political views in more detail, please call our friendly booking team today on 07730532328